mrbrianmorgan asked: not true.

Sure is. Have you met any of the guys I talk to? Also. I said MOSTLY not ALL

→ 1 day ago

Anonymous asked: You act like you're so lonely... Yet, you have plenty of guys that want you. Why?

The guys that want me mostly suck. Or just want me for sex. And that’s not what I’m looking for

♥ 1 → 1 day ago

Anonymous asked: Also, I would come get you, but you're still too far. (N)

What is this (N) nonsense. Tell me who you are, puss!

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Anonymous asked: Dat body... in dat bathing suit. Jesus. Fucking. Christ. -Canada

I’m glad I have Canada’s stamp of approval

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amanderzpartypoison:

RUMBLEROAR!

(via la-z-boy500)

♥ 10 love-is-purple → 2 days ago

My basement must be a breeding ground for giant nasty bugs. This monster was at least an inch and a half long (Taken with instagram)

giant spider ick gross → 2 days ago

Lost some more weight, got a new swimsuit. Fuck yes. 

On a side note, my room is a goddamn mess

♥ 3 weightloss new swimsuit fuck yes → 4 days ago

My 6 year old cousins bday list. #5. I’ve taught her well

♥ 2 cousin tattoos birthday → 4 days ago

Welp.

Looks like I’m a loner again. Sup tumblr

♥ 4 loner single bleh sup → 4 days ago

fuck everything about this. also “i didn’t want to hurt you”

(via la-z-boy500)

♥ 1266 y0uinspiredme → 4 days ago

Weird

I feel off. Send me random messages or pictures of cats. There are 70 of you that follow me and countless that creep. So one of you muhfuckas better do what I say

weird off random message cats creep muhfuckah → 5 days ago

“I’m heavy with the weight of missing you, my dear, and I would tell you how but you’re too far away to hear. 

That this was the worst day, cause this was the first day that you’re gone. “


It’s been a while, but it still feels like that day just keeps being repeated over and over again. And I hate it

man overboard rare → 5 days ago

Saw this and all I could think was

What’s taters? You know, potatoes. Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew

♥ 1 → 5 days ago

Anonymous asked: stop taking the sexiest motherfucking pictures of yourself, you're making me want you.

COME GET ME. 

→ 5 days ago

Someone reblogged my latest pic of myself along with models and other attractive ladies. Fuck yeah, ego boost

♥ 2 pretty attractive ladies boost → 5 days ago